Wisdom of the Idiots: Addendum

Wisdom of the Idiots: Addendum – Extracts From the Chattering Monkey Diaries


Prajna said:
If you're going to fuck with computers then you'd better use a conduit.

The Rev said:
When you're exorcising demons, always remember that possession is nine tenths of the law.

Mr. Mojo said:
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. You will only be unhappy.

Our Paula said:
So all the world's a stage then? Is it a tragedy or a stand up comedy? I can't fuckin' tell any more.

Treeman said:
Never look for cause and effect in the same story. He falls out of a tree and my neck gets broken.

Musashi said:
A bird's bush in my hand is better than two birds' bushes in someone else's.

Marty said:
Listen fellah, if the reality of the real reality is that it isn't really real then, logically, that means the truth is a lie. Aah, it all starts to make sense now!

Mad Tam said: Aye, the holographic univerrse might be an accurrit descrription o' rreality, but it still fails tae answerr the prrime question; who or whit is the prrojectorr? Eh? Eh?

Bustachemtrails said:
I was Failure of the Year two years running but they took my award away because they said that two years running counts as a success. I ask you! How fucked up is that?

Mike Sapper said:
Did you know that the constellation of Orion is shaped just like the vitamin c molecule?
Musashi.