I've done two really funny introductions here. Both have been lost, so I am not going to waste any more precious, rare humour by trying again. You'll just have to go without. It was all about how I tuned my brain the bob becks way, registered here on the ssspf and became attractive to women, never got put on hold, and constables saluted me when they went by. Still, it's over now.
Musashi
ps Can i swear on this site?